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Jan. 2nd, 2010 12:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I loved this picture, so I'm sharing. And also doing commentary, because that's what I do, apparently.

♥ Dae's all like "I'm so cute! Look at my adorable squinting and posing with this kickass silver sneaker! Buy the sneaker because it's cute like meeeeee!", but wtf is going on with his belt/hoodie situation? It's like the tucked the hoodie in just a bit to show the belt buckle. Weird.
♥ GD's like "WTF is that on the bottom of this shoe?! Did I step in some of Gaho's crap? Damn! And they'll probably want this shoe back... *sigh*". Also, GD's legs are soooooo thin. Maybe it's because he's wearing fitted jeans, but gawd. Boy need to eat something. NOW.
♥ Baby's like "Hey guys! Look! I've got a sneaker! I'm putting it by my head and trying to pose sexily behind it! I don't think it's working... guys? GUYS?!" I do not like the one blue shiny glove he's got going on there.
♥ Young Bae's like "I do this pose/face is every single ad. That's because it works, and shows my awesome hotness to the world. And look, even the sneaker is red, as a perfect imitation of my red-hotness!" Not that YB would EVER think such things, because he's so humble and sweet. BUT IT IS STILL APT.
♥ TOP like "Woah, who's that stud? He's soooo fly. Oh wait, that's me. Hahahaha. I really am hot aren't I? Look at this hair. Most people would KILL for hair like this. Wait, what was I doing again? Oh yeah, sneakers." Yes TOP, we know you're hot. And apparently like the gold chains.
I adore GD's jacket, and Young Bae's shoes. I like TOP's shoes a lot (THE BIG BANG SYMBOL), but I would never wear them ever ever ever. Not like I'd be able to get them (easily) anyway. This is the Spring/Summer collection, so it won't be out when I'm there. Probably. Actually, who knows.
Also, I like how they made all the members the same height. I'm sure YB appreciates that (he's SO compact!). But GD looks all short because his hair is so tall.
♥ Dae's all like "I'm so cute! Look at my adorable squinting and posing with this kickass silver sneaker! Buy the sneaker because it's cute like meeeeee!", but wtf is going on with his belt/hoodie situation? It's like the tucked the hoodie in just a bit to show the belt buckle. Weird.
♥ GD's like "WTF is that on the bottom of this shoe?! Did I step in some of Gaho's crap? Damn! And they'll probably want this shoe back... *sigh*". Also, GD's legs are soooooo thin. Maybe it's because he's wearing fitted jeans, but gawd. Boy need to eat something. NOW.
♥ Baby's like "Hey guys! Look! I've got a sneaker! I'm putting it by my head and trying to pose sexily behind it! I don't think it's working... guys? GUYS?!" I do not like the one blue shiny glove he's got going on there.
♥ Young Bae's like "I do this pose/face is every single ad. That's because it works, and shows my awesome hotness to the world. And look, even the sneaker is red, as a perfect imitation of my red-hotness!" Not that YB would EVER think such things, because he's so humble and sweet. BUT IT IS STILL APT.
♥ TOP like "Woah, who's that stud? He's soooo fly. Oh wait, that's me. Hahahaha. I really am hot aren't I? Look at this hair. Most people would KILL for hair like this. Wait, what was I doing again? Oh yeah, sneakers." Yes TOP, we know you're hot. And apparently like the gold chains.
I adore GD's jacket, and Young Bae's shoes. I like TOP's shoes a lot (THE BIG BANG SYMBOL), but I would never wear them ever ever ever. Not like I'd be able to get them (easily) anyway. This is the Spring/Summer collection, so it won't be out when I'm there. Probably. Actually, who knows.
Also, I like how they made all the members the same height. I'm sure YB appreciates that (he's SO compact!). But GD looks all short because his hair is so tall.
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Date: 2010-01-02 05:39 pm (UTC)What is GD's bracelet? It looks like zipper pulls almost!
Oh, Baby! You're a eunuch! What are you doing trying to look sexy?!
ahahahaha re: TOP's comments.
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Date: 2010-01-02 05:47 pm (UTC)From further review of a large picture, I do believe they are zipper pulls. I think he's done that look before...
He must think that no one knows about his eunich-ness!
Oh, I adore making fun of them because it's SO out of utter love.
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Date: 2010-01-02 05:49 pm (UTC)Cool! I love the use of zipper pulls in jewelry! (I have zipper pull earrings)
Oh that must be it! He's trying to make people believe that he's a Real Man!
I know! It's seriously less fun making fun of groups/people I don't like, than it is making fun of groups/people I DO like.
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Date: 2010-01-02 05:52 pm (UTC)*snort* Baby will NEVER be a real man. He's a BABY.
I sometimes wonder if like, random people see stuff I say about them, and assume I hate them. That makes me sad... I know I got an anon comment on something I said about Fahrenheit, being all like "OMG DON'T HATE ON FAHRENHEIT", and I was all like "uhhhh... I love Fahrenheit"
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Date: 2010-01-02 05:57 pm (UTC)He IS! He'll be a baby even when he's an old man.
Oh I know! Or like, someone will agree, but they're being serious, whereas I'm just making fun out of love.
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Date: 2010-01-02 07:36 pm (UTC)